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How to Look Like Audrey Hepburn

2011-12-18T16:32:00.001+10:00

Elegant, classic, sophisticated--so often people use these words to describe style icon and screen legend, Audr ... http://p.ost.im/p/ey96FG

How to Spot a Fake Louis Vuitton Bag

2011-12-17T22:01:00.001+10:00

A friend has been showing off her new Louis Vuitton bag. But you remember that all her credit cards are maxed o ... http://p.ost.im/p/eyp3DU

The History of 20th Century Women’s Clothing

2011-12-17T18:53:00.001+10:00

Clothing styles and popular apparel fashions are constantly in flux, and the fashion world is continuously inun ... http://p.ost.im/p/eyTB7J

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2011-12-12T18:31:00.001+10:00

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2011-12-12T18:01:00.001+10:00

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Jennifer Aniston, The Hottest Woman Of All Time??

2011-12-11T17:01:00.001+10:00

There's no denying than Jennifer Aniston is a beautiful woman with an amazing body and an envious lifestyle. Bu ... http://p.ost.im/p/eUWDT9

10 Hair & Makeup Styles Men Hate

2011-12-10T13:43:00.001+10:00

It's not surprising at all to hear that men have pretty strong opinions when it comes to women's hair and makeu ... http://p.ost.im/p/eUUBP3

Female Armor Maybe Sexy But It Sucks

2011-07-24T14:00:00.000+10:00

A few Fun Facts About Breasts

2011-07-24T13:13:00.001+10:00

As once said on the sitcom "Seinfeld" - They are real, and yes, they are spectacular! Just so this post isn’t purely sexist, here are some interesting and fun breast facts amongst the assortment of pics. Feel free to totally impress and amaze your friends with a few of these facts about breasts.

Who am I kidding, I know you aren't here to read, are you? Well, just in case you are, give a comment below.

Some women can reach orgasm via breast stimulation

The idea that women can achieve orgasm via breast stimulation alone has been put forward by Marshall Miller and Dorian Solot, a pair of high-profile sex educators and the authors of I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. According to their findings, about 1% of women report the ability to achieve orgasm through manual stimulation of their breasts.

Cleavage is not always determined by Breast Size alone.

Two women with the same cup size may not always have cleavage of the same size. Woman’s breasts that have developed fuller in the middle will tend to have greater cleavage. A woman with an A or B cup but with breasts set naturally close together, can have nice cleavage as well.

In addition to this, if your body is narrow below your shoulders, you are ion luck because you’ll have a much easier time creating a deeper valley between your two breast peaks.

Statistically the left one is bigger

This is according to a study published in the Annals of Plastic Surgery that looked at the breasts of just under 600 women.

As their breasts grow and develop during puberty and beyond, one of the chief concerns girls have, and something that causes them way more grief than is necessary, is over one being bigger or smaller than the other.

Are they Real?

At least 4,000,000 sets of these babies are fake. More than 2 million women in the United States have breast implants. The average age a woman gets a boob job is 34 … 90% wait until after they have children.

The majority of women go up about two cup sizes. Of course, implants still carry health risks, but that doesn’t stop 250,000 from going under the knife each and every year.

Let those sleeping breasts lie

Sleeping face-down won’t make your balloons deflate, but it will change their shape over time. The best snooze style for your breasts is on your side with a pillow under them for support.

Even Statues Cop A Feel

Just to show we are all human, the Bali Hai restaurant in San Diego has the following story to tell -

"As you climb the stairs to the main dining room, you are greeted by a statue of an island native wearing a sarong around her waist and balancing a basket of food on her head."

"Her expression is carefree and nurturing, her body slim and athletic, but patrons are advised to

PLEASE QUIT SQUEEZING HER TITS!

Amazing Panties

2011-07-24T11:36:00.000+10:00

These amazing panties may not be what you think they are....

Click to find out

It's amazing what people can make with wood!

Hot T-Shirt Tells All

2011-07-24T11:08:00.000+10:00

This Florida girls T-shirt is filled out nicely and says it all

Take a front seat ride on the world’s steepest roller coaster

2011-07-16T21:21:00.000+10:00

"Oh ##@#.. Sweet mother of God why did I get on this thing?!! Please make it stop someone...."

Yes, some brave person took a video camera on the recently built roller coaster, the Takabisha (Japanese for “domineering”) and filmed the wild ride from start to finish. The Takabisha is the worlds steepest roller coaster due to a 141-foot drop angling at 121 degrees. Click to take the ride... if you dare...

"Measure my anus" to disprove gayness.. Hmmm, sounds gay to me

2011-07-16T20:04:00.004+10:00

Andrés García Torres, a Spanish priest who runs a parish in Fuenlabrada, Madrid, when defending himself against accusations of homosexuality said
he will go to Rome and ‘Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated’.

The Priest Andres Torres with his young "friend".
Don't they make a good looking couple..

The story erupted when the Bishop of Getafe demanded he undergo serious psychiatric therapy and counseling in an attempt to ‘cure’ his homosexuality. The Bishop also requires the priest to have full HIV testing.

Now, it must be mentioned that all these accusations are based totally on a photo of the priest hugging a 28 year old Cuban seminarian whilst on a trip to Fatima. As can be seen in the photograph, both men are topless and rather "chummy", but, when questions, Andrés García Torres insists that they are only good friends.

Read more: http://www.typicallyspanish.com/news/publish/article_31238.shtml#ixzz1SG9g0fnE

Now, asking someone to "measure my anus" to prove you are not gay actually sounds a little gay to me... Just my opinion...

Funny Video Clip

2011-07-01T18:50:00.001+10:00

Funny Video Clip - Johnny Carson First Appearances

Funny Video Clip - This is so funny... you must find at least 6 minutes to spare and watch this great compilation of some of your favorite star comedians making their first appearance on Johnny Carson's "Tonight Show." They're all so funny. And look at those clothes, not to mention Leno's haircut!!

Funny Video Clip

2011-07-01T18:17:00.004+10:00

Funny Video Clip
And all he wanted was to play fetch!

Funny Video Clip - I feel so bad for this poor guy. Over and over again, no matter how hard he tries, he's NOT going to get that guy on the bench to play fetch with him!

Sex and Crimes don't always mix

2011-07-01T15:31:00.001+10:00

Hillsboro, Mo ()-- A man wearing only a rain coat was taken into police custody after a burglary/sexual encounter went wrong on Sunday June 26, 2011.

The Jefferson County Sheriff's Department said the man and a woman were in the act of burglarizing the garage on Glade Chapel Road, in Hillsboro, when they decided to have sexual intercourse. While having sex, the female sprayed the male with pepper spray.
Detectives said the female ran off and drove the suspect's vehicle into a lake about two miles from the burglary locale.

The burglary victim woke up and spotted the man leaving the garage with a bag.

Investigators took the man into custody a short time later when he was spotted running down the road.

The victim told investigators she was missing power tools and portable DVD players.

Courtesy of KSDK

Why PayBox Is A Scam

2011-02-20T15:21:00.000+10:00

Why PayBox Is A Scam

2009-06-14T21:12:00.003+10:00

Wow, I just came across a great Dream site that combines dream Interpretation and humor together... And it works... I love it. It also has a fantastic dream dictionary that covers all possible dream themes I can imagine.

2007-12-10T12:39:00.000+10:00

Hi everyone,
here are a few more funny videos I found worth including.

Remember, if you have anything you would like to contribute , please do, I would love to hear from you.
What I find funny is how the "Murphy principle" alway wins out over logic. Logic says that the Murphy theory is rubbish... but time after time Murphy proves logic wrong!
I love to hear funny stories about how things go wrong in amazingly unpredictable ways.

For example. I was working on a piece of equipment (poker machine) and I had just bought a cup of coffee. I placed the coffee next to me on the cabinet that the machine was mounted on. I had a quick sip of the coffee (Mmmm, it was nice), and proceeded to undo a bolt. as the nut got to the end of the thread I was bumped from behind and dropped the nut. All I heard was "Bounce, bounce, plop". Yes, out of all the places it could have landed, it chose my coffee. Mind you, it took 2 bounces off other things to get there, but it did. (Murphyyyyyyyyy !!!)

Here are the new funny Videos

Pluto Gone Crazy - I don't know what the kid did to anger Pluto so much, but it was a full speed chase around the amusement park until some lady gave Pluto a taste of his own medicine. Funny video clip.

Portable Toilet Prank - Going into the toilet is one thing, but coming out... Well, that's when it gets really funny. I love the funny looks on the faces of the people coming out of the toilet. This is a very funny video clip. Rated 8/10 on the funny video clip meter.

So, if you have any amazing jokes or funny stories you would like to share then please do so..

Thanks for visiting and please add my rss feed to your blog or website for all my additions and updates. It will be worth it.

Have a great day
Gary

2007-12-08T16:41:00.001+10:00

Hi and welcome!

This blog is to feature the best, the funniest, the strangest and most amazing news stories, video clips, Pictures and current jokes to be found.

If you like funny jokes then this is the blog for you - bookmark us now so you don't lose us..

Well, thanks for having a look!

I promise to keep updating this blog with the most amazing funny jokes and stories I can find.

Please, if you have any you would live to add a link to, post a comment with a description and the link. As long as it isn't illegal, kiddy porn or XXXX hard core material, I would be happy to have your input.

Funny Hits Compilation Vol 1 A very funny collection a film clips. A must see if you want to laugh.

Shocking Arm Break Video You must see this... if you dare!

Funny pregnancy test video clip - A humorous look at a couple getting home pregnancy test results.

Mr Inappropriate - A set of funny gags played on real people. You will get a laugh from this

Voodoo - A funny clip featuring former US President Clinton and a voodoo doll. I love the ending.

Bunny Boiler, Tarot card reader. A setup Tarot reading. I love the reactions from the guy.

Take care all
Gary